Garden Ratburgers

As you all probably know, Ratburgers.com has been a huge success, featuring our world-famous gourmet Ratburgers. We are now in the process of expanding our menu to include the Garden Ratburger.

Many of you have written us to request Garden Ratburgers. We now realize that our more health-conscious customers need a low-fat alternative. Right now, our master chefs are developing the Garden Ratburger. After they determine the exact recipe, balancing out vegetables that rats were eating, along with tiny slices of the most tastiest portions of our rats, we will then start selling Garden Ratburgers.

Thank you for your understanding as we develop our recipe. The new Garden Ratburger will be worth the wait. In the meantime, please visit our main website, at http://www.ratburgers.com, to view our current menu.

Ratburgers Management